Life With Coop

I'm...officially a homosexual.

 

It's happened...the worst possible thing ever!  But...it feels so good!

My pee pee likes other pee pee's now.

I guess it was just a matter of time really.  Last weekend the sexy lady and I ordered "Twilight"  on demand.  Hell, everyone had been talking about it and going nuts...I figured...why not, right?  Not knowing what the future would hold.

First of, let me say...the movie is AWESOME.  If you haven't seen it, don't be like me and assume it sucks because it's about vampires...and that's weird.  It's actually more of a chick flick with some dudeness to it.  It's like if Die Hard and Serendipity had a child.  Or...if Full House, adopted a child from Madonna.

So...after the movie, I had to find out what happened next.  I hate waiting.  So I went out and bought the book!  EVEN BETTER THAN THE MOVIE!  "New Moon"...which I think will hit theatres sometime next year...awesome so far.  If you can read...buy it, rent it...whatever.  It's well worth the money.

Any other Twilight freaks?!  Let me know what else I might be missing

love love love

-coop

(GASP) "....He Touched The Butt!"

Yes, that's right...I made a FINDING NEMO reference...so what?  Bite me!  Only because I was thinking...if there was ever a celebrity who's butt I would just want to pet and call it my "Squishy"....it would be Britney Spears booty.  I mean...look at it!  It's beautiful....it looks like the Hillshire Farms logo.

ANYWAY...long story short...you can live my dream and TOUCH THE BUTT!!!!  By winning Britney Tix tonight (Wednesday 3/25/09).  HOW?!?!?!

COME TO DIESEL (SOUTHSIDE) STARTING AT 10PM!!!!  I'LL GIVEAWAY A PAIR OF BRITNEY TIX BEFORE MIDNIGHT

IF YOU WANT FREE ADMISSION OR A VIP PACKAGE...HIT ME UP ON TWITTER

hope to cya tonight!

-coop

 

Dear Mother Nature, ....You're a bitch!

 

Dear Mother Nature,

You're a bitch.  You PMS more than anyone I've ever met.  Sometimes you're super hot...and you make me want to do bad things to you....things that involve me being naked...with vix vapor rub all over my body.  Then, othertimes....you're cold, and ugly and you make me want to treat you like R. Kelly treats underage girls.

I just don't understand...I thought we were fine.  More than fine, I thought we had a future together. Do you remember about 6 or 7 months ago when we laid out on the roof together?  Or that time we were naughty at Kennywood?  You were so hot then.

And now, I can't help but feel like...you're slipping away from me.  I can't help but feel like you must be seeing another!!  Let's face the facts...you've been toying with me lately.  Like a week ago...80 degrees.  Two days later, 22?!?!?!?!  What is that about?  Are you trying to hurt me?!  Why?!  I recycle!

Now, worst of all...you've made me sick.  It's hard to sleep, I have the sniffles, and I feel like I'm going to hurl.  That's how much I love you!  You've literally made me sick to my stomache!!!!  Can't you see I'm here for you....through thick and thin!?!?  Like that kid from Home Alone and Michael Jackson...nothing will keep us apart...and it'll be OUR little secret!  Just...please...be hot again!

I love you.  Now and forever...

-Coop

"To cut.....or not to cut" - William Shakespeare

So i have a hair appointment for this weekend...and I'm trying to decide if I want to just get a trim or go back to my short hair.  I need your help.  What do you think?:

ME FROM 12 MONTHS AGO, PHOTOSHOOT              ME FROM ABOUT A MONTH OR TWO AGO

.OR. 

Which one do you prefer?  Or should I just go with a friggin Mohawk!  YEEAAA!!!

-coop

What's Aching To Crawl Out Of Your Closet? (Sexual Preference??)

What are you aching to pull out of your closet?  The need to make out with someone of the opposite sex?  Oh no...wait...that's David Schwimmer.  (Oh come on...you know its true!!). 

Anyway...if you don't know already...I'm obsessed with clothes, shopping, and just fashion in general.  My girlfriend takes me shopping with her constantly, because she knows I'll tell her if she picks up a dress that'll make her look like an art teacher on clay making day.  Long story short...I LOVE FASHION!

One of my favorite times of the year has to be Spring/Summer...because every year there's some new fashion enigma.  Something completely left field that I just friggin love.  Last year for guys the plunging v neck tee.  Girls...the leggins and the return of that retro look.

So what's it gonna be this year?  What are you dying to pull out of your closet?  Still dunno mine...I went through it the other day trying to plan....whataya think of a skinny tie with a regular tee, instead of a button up collar....ya like?

Ladies...what's new for you this spring/summer?  Hit me up I'd love to hear!

-coop

FREE MOVIE MAGIC TILL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (MONDAY)

 

If you haven't tried Redbox yet...today is the day to do it!  FREE REDBOX RENTAL TILL MIDNIGHT TONIIGHT!!!!!!

USE CODE: HG7W56   

Redbox can be found at any Giant Eagle and some GetGo locations.  Normally a dollar a day rental, but today, Free!  check it out! 

This makes me happier then that time Michael Jackson asked me back to his "Treasure Room" to try on these peter pan jammies he had for me.  ....they had the butt buttons on the back.  I love those.  So convenient.............................................for pooping.

-coop

Neighbor From Hell!

How was your weekend?!  I had a FANTASTIC weekend for the most part.  My parents came up from B.F.E. North Carolina to visit me for the first time since I moved to Pittsburgh.  We did Primanti's, Quaker Steak, etc...the usual.  GOOD TIMES and GREAT EATS!  Hahah!

The only bump in the road was my ridiculous neighbor.  OK...so to give you a little back story...I live in Regent Square...in one of those huge, victorian type houses.  And the bottom floor is hers, the 2nd and third floors of the house are mine.  So, naturally, there are two entrances.  You walk in the front door and then there is a door to your left....and a door straight ahead.  The one on the left is hers and the one straight forward...obviously, mine.

Each door has a light just outside with a switch...to turn on so you can see when you come home at night.  Well for about 2 months now she's been turning on my light...and then leaving it on all night...and of course I never notice until I leave for work the next morning.  ANYWAY, so I started getting a bit upset because...even though I'm sure it's not a ton of damage, I still am paying for this light being on all night long.

So, I turned it off and put a piece of duct tape over the switch so she couldn't turn it on anymore.  Two days go by...no biggie...everything seems good.  UNTIL....

This weekend...my parents and I come home from our dinner at Primanti's...and my light bulb...is COMPLETELY GONE!!!  She unscrewed it and stole it!!! WTF....who does that?!?!?!?!  Turn on your own effin light...what is wrong with you?!

At this point, I was so ridiculously mad...I couldn't believe it.  So...naturally I unscrewed her light and put it back in mine.  Went out and bought a pack of light bulbs and put them on her door step with a note "here ya go...a pack of light bulbs for your lighting pleasure.  please, enjoy these instead of mine".

BOOM!  Prolly not the smartest, or most mature thing that I've ever done, but seriously....who steals a light bulb!?  Hahaha...have you ever had a neighbor from hell?  share your stories!

Call:  333-9494

Email: coop@b94.com

Text: 47625

love ya,

-coop

Apparently Guys Are Hot........F My Life.

 

OK....So this is my life.  A couple weeks ago I went to McFAddens on the north shore for one of Flick's club nights...they do this "fashion show" where girls walk around on the bar looking all slutty....I was drunk out of my mind (the first bad life choice). 

Well, there was this one girl that walked by that was....absolutely friggin gorgeous (see where I'm going with this).  Flick and I both said to each other "WOW....she's hot!!!".  That was the end of it...orrrrr....so I thought.

So I come into work today (Friday) for the Britney Stupid Circus Tricks Ticket contest with Buckhead and Bubba in the morning.  One of the acts was a gay male who can do the splits in heels.  Well...while making small talk with the boys...apparently he says "Yea, I remember Coop...he was at McFaddens that one night, him and Flick said I was super hot!".

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IT WAS A DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now don't get me wrong....I have no problem with homosexuals....rock on, whatever makes you happy...I completely support.  Hell, I even support gay marriage...if two people are in love, they should be together and have the same rights as you and I.  But............dammit!  HAHA.

Funny story though and seriously...congrats to him for being able to look like that and fool both Flick and I!  What's your embarassing story?  Do you have one?  Share it!

-coop

COLDPLAY TIX EVERY HOUR TODAY

Listen to b94 (b94.com)  to win Coldplay tix EVERY SINGLE HOUR TODAY!!!!  Before they go on sale :-)

love ya,

-coop

TAN TOWELS....ARE....THE ISH!!!!!

 

Ok....seriously....This is the best thing ever invented.  I was looking at one of our sister radio stations websites and one of the chicks working there was talking about these Tan Towels...how awesome they were, etc....so I decided...what the hell why not try it out.  I bought them yesterday, and applied it today....no joke...ALREADY...a huge difference!  They are pretty cheap too...the box is $20 at any ULTA store...it comes with 5 packs inside...you wipe them on your body obviously and in about 4 hours....darker!  Ridiculous!  Not organge or streaking or anything like that...just a darker tan!  NUTS!!!!  Seriously, try it out for yourself...I'll post some before and after pics in a week or so to show you how good it actually works. 

PS - we're getting into spring/summer...what are your fashion/beauty tips?  Ugh...I'm so metro,hahahha, hit me up and let me know coop@b94.com or call 333-9494, text 47625

-coop

Anyone Else Shocked By American Idol Last Night?!

 

Say What?!  Alexis Grace voted off of American Idol last night.  I mean, sure her last two performances weren't fantastic....but they weren't as bad as Michael's.  I thought his Garth Brooks song was awful....compared to everyone else that was on....this completely shocked me!  I thought she'd stick around for a few more weeks.  What are your thoughts?  Did you think she'd get voted off?

My Secret Man Crush's (Check Out AskMen.com's Top10)

CHRISTIAN BALE

 

Come on....this one is obvious...frickin' Batman!  Plus...there's something so bad ass about him that makes me wanna hit people over the head with shovels, or pine tree's.

BEAR FROM MAN VS. WILD

 

Ok....so the guy climbs inside a dead goat for the night and eats and live, raw salmon from a stream.  It doesn't get any cooler than that...pretty sure he drank his own pee one episode too.  He does the things you wish you had the gonads to do in the event that you were stranded or lost.  Bottom line...we'd be effed....cause I ain't eatin' no live bird or drinkin' my pee or crawling inside a goat.  Haha

BARACK O' FRICKIN' BAMA!!!

 

Besides being the President of the United States, he is genuinely one of the coolest people on the planet and just seems like the kind of guy you would want to go grab a beer with, ya know?  Hell...I woke up to Sports Center today....barack was making his bracket picks.  WTF?!  Love it!

Who's your man's secret man crush he'll never admit to?  Email me: coop@b94.com and let me know, love to hear from you.

ps - check out the full top ten from askmen at http://www.askmen.com

-coop

COME SAY HI TONIGHT @ DIESEL!!!! (10P - MIDNIGHT)

 

I'll be hangin' out at Diesel tonight between 10 and Midnight.  If you're like me...hump day is a perfect night to just "get away" hahah...from the boss, from the stress, from the economy, blah....all of that bs.  Diesel is the best place to do it.  I have such a blast when I'm there...if you like to dance your booty off....they have a gigantic dance floor and if you like to kick back and hang out with friends and have some drinks, there's plenty of seats and couches for you to kick back on and hang out.  Just make sure you come say hi when you get there.

PS - Next Wednesday night....Britney Spears tix when you come to Diesel!  NO JOKE! 

love ya,

-coop

ANOOP DOGG!!!! IS BACK!!! (My Idol Addiction Part 1)

 

I'm going to be honest....I'm completely obsessed with American Idol this season....more than any season before, and I don't care what anyone says, I think this is by far...the best cast they've had yet.  There are so many talented people...and I've said from day one I think Adam Lambert will win...just because he's unique and his vocals are insane, plus he's got "the x factor"....know what I mean?

Having said that....I'll admit I'm a big country music fan...and he absolutely murdered "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash, and turned it into some sort of....weird song that made me feel like I should be tripping on mushrooms or something to enjoy it, ha!

BUT...my fav of the night BY FAR was Anoop Desai!  Who I thought was ridiculous from the beginning, and I'm glad they gave him a second chance.  He seems ilke the kind of guy you'd wanna go out and get trashed with, ya know?  But at the same time, has an incredible voice...he showed off last night!

K, now...who do I think will get voted off?  Toughy...because I don't think Adam will get voted off even though he was the worst last night.  So...here's my pic:

 

MICHAEL SARVER(sp)

Why?  Because the only reason he's been put through is because he's a likeable guy.  Yes, he has a decent voice...but nothing even close to the rest of the group...and last night he killed that Garth song...I agree with SImon, I couldn't even understand a word he said.  I think he seems like a great guy, but with everyone else bringin' the "A" game...he's gone tonight on Idol.

PS - There's a website called dialidol.com that predicts who will get voted off, based on busy signals during voting.  I always check it out, just to see if they agree with me, haha.  I'm a COMPLETE loser, I know! 

OH YEA...share your idol thoughts with me today on the show:

CALL:  412-333-9494

TEXT: 47625

EMAIL:  coop@b94.com

TTYL,

-coop

Wear Brit Brit's Clothes....Mmmmmmm....

 

You could actually win this outfit Britney Spears wore in her video for "Seeking Amy"...why does that turn me on, kind of?  I mean....its Lacoste....and its Britney....and for some reason my leg is kicking like a horny dog!  Ugh!

Click here for more info on the outfit and how you can buy it!  Good luck

F My Life...hahaha

Why is it this kind of thing happens to me all the time?!  hahaha!!  So....I order my lunch, get my D.P. ready to roll....twist the top open......and.......BOOOOOM!!!!  Soda...all over my shorts!!!!

Of course, I'm at work...soooo....now I have to walk around like I peed myself, all day long!

...F My life!!!!!  Haha

COLDPLAY TIX :-)

 

I'm stoked to be giving away Coldplay Tix all week long before they even go on sale!  If you are as big of a Coldplay fan, you need to make sure you follow me on Twitter!! 

It's simple....each day, at 12:35pm....I'll post a lyric to Coldplay song...when I tell you to call, be the first person to get through at 412-333-9494 with the lyric and you win the tix before they go on sale this Saturday!

I love technology! haha.